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2.37sIt's my old boyfriend, Artie Ziff.
3.69sHello, Marge. Have you heard? I'm stinking rich.
2.05sjealous?
4.19sI'll bet you'd trade it all for one night with my wife.
0.47sI would.
1.84sMmm!
1.94sHomer!
2.7sHey, Man, it's Dave! Open up, Man!
2.08sDave's not here, Man.
1.17s
2.22sOkay, now, let's move on--
3.57sThe guy's so high, he doesn't even know that's Dave!
2.1sHomer.
2.75sHomer? Homer's not here, Man.
1.8sOkay, very good.
3.24sNow let's get on with our... really big show.
0.42sEd Sullivan.
1.43sShh!
3.72sFirst, the award for the alumnus who's gained the most weight--
2.23sHomer Simpson! Oh, my God!
1.75sHow'd you do it, Homer?
3.04sI discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
0.98s
2.79sAnd now the award for most improved odor--