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2.03sI don't see one wrinkled face...
2.12sor a single toothless grin.
1.95sFor shame!
3.24sTo the sickos at Modern Bride magazine.
2.27sHey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
2.39sYou're making my tombstone!
2.35sNo! We're just curious.
2.74sAll right, let's see. First name. First name.
3.54sWell, whenever I'm confused I just check my underwear.
3.37sIt holds the answer to all the important questions.
2.14sCall me...
2.02sAbraham Simpson.
3.92sGrampa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
2.32sI don't know!
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2.14sEhh!
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1.27s
2.02sHmm.
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1.92sWhat?
3.27sSir, you locked my office, and I wanted to get my Harvard mug.