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1.87sBart, they rejected our script.
2.77sI guess we're just not cut out to be writers.
2.94sMaybe he just doesn't take us seriously 'cause we're kids.
2.42sLet's put a grown-up's name on it.
2.44sHow about Grampa? He's pretty out of it.
2.42sHe let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
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2.4sWhen I read your magazine,
2.03sI don't see one wrinkled face...
2.12sor a single toothless grin.
1.95sFor shame!
3.24sTo the sickos at Modern Bride magazine.
2.27sHey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
2.39sYou're making my tombstone!
2.35sNo! We're just curious.
2.74sAll right, let's see. First name. First name.
3.54sWell, whenever I'm confused I just check my underwear.
3.37sIt holds the answer to all the important questions.
2.14sCall me...
2.02sAbraham Simpson.
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