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3.34sIf I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house, I'd get better scripts.
0.63sBut, sir, at Harvard--
2.7sOh, at Harvard they taught you? Hit the streets, egghead!
2.19sYou should've majored in not getting fired.
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2.82sSir, a Lisa and Bart Simpson sent you a script.
1.93sYeah, yeah, yeah.
2.47s"Dear Mr. Meyers, my brother and I watch your show.
1.94sYou should be proud that children everywhere--"
2.19sBlah-blah-blah, bling-bling-bling-blah.
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3.29sHey, egghead! Sing "fair Harvard."
1.47sFair Harvard, I--
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3.4sYou, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!
1.72sHere's A witty rejoinder For ya!
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1.87sBart, they rejected our script.
2.77sI guess we're just not cut out to be writers.
2.94sMaybe he just doesn't take us seriously 'cause we're kids.
2.42sLet's put a grown-up's name on it.
2.44sHow about Grampa? He's pretty out of it.
2.42sHe let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
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2.4sWhen I read your magazine,
2.03sI don't see one wrinkled face...