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1.83sand the rest writes itself.
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1.97sAh, this show ain't no good.
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1.72sFinished!
2.94s- Now all we have to do is put our names on it. - Fine.
2.27s- Put my name first. - No way!
4.05sAll right, then to decide it I propose a race around the world.
2.94sMeet me at Leicester Square at noon tomorrow.
2.67sThe queen herself shall drop the checkered flag.
4.62sLook, there's only one reasonable way to settle this-- rock, paper, scissors.
1.75sPoor, predictable Bart.
2.25sAlways takes rock.
2.32sGood old rock. Nothing beats that.
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1.48s- Rock. - Paper.
1.35sD'oh!
2.2sYou call this writing?
3.34sIf I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house, I'd get better scripts.
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