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3.85sNow I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.
2.07sNo!
3.47sThe bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.
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3.05sThis is not happening. This is not happening!
2.18sDear Mr. President,
3.02sthere are too many states nowadays.
1.93sPlease eliminate three.
2.13sI am not a crackpot.
1.82s- Good news, Abe. - Who are you?
2.94sNo, no. You've been nominated for an award.
2.45sYou're so good, I fired the other writers.
4.87sFrom now on, the fate of the entire company rests on that delightful coconut of yours.
2.24sOh, no! We're all doomed!
1.92sI'm a complete fraud!
3.14sHuh? Sorry? I didn't catch any of that. And now I gotta go.
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