2.18sDear Mr. President,
3.02sthere are too many states nowadays.
1.93sPlease eliminate three.
2.13sI am not a crackpot.
1.82s- Good news, Abe.
- Who are you?
2.94sNo, no. You've been nominated for an award.
2.45sYou're so good, I fired the other writers.
4.87sFrom now on, the fate of the entire company rests on that delightful coconut of yours.