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0.42sEd Sullivan.
1.43sShh!
3.72sFirst, the award for the alumnus who's gained the most weight--
2.23sHomer Simpson! Oh, my God!
1.75sHow'd you do it, Homer?
3.04sI discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
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2.79sAnd now the award for most improved odor--
2.19s- Homer Simpson.
- Yes!
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3sAnd the person who traveled the least distance to be here--
2.67sWell, kiss my grits!
0.47sHomer Simpson!
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1.27sWhat can I say?
2.94sIt hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
3.6sClass of '74, I was just leafing through your permanent records...