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1.33sMy chest hurts.
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3.34sAll right, leeches, I want you to see what a good writer looks like.
1.94sHis name is Abraham Simpson,
4.54sand he's got something you couldn't get at your fancy schools-- life experience.
2.94sActually, you know, I wrote my thesis on life experience, and--
1.92sQuiet!
2.43sAbe, tell 'em about your amazing life.
3.04sI spent 40 years as a night watchman at a cranberry silo.
2.1sWow!
3.99sSo, this patch steadily releases nicotine into my body,
1.73seliminating my need for cigarettes.
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2sRoll the cartoon.
2.82sThe itchy and scraTchy show
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