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3.42sHe's good all right, but he's no Clem johnson.
4.57sAnd johnson played back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory.
1.65sClem johnson?!
3.65sThat sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old robot leagues.
2.15sNow, wireless joe jackson--
3sThere was a blern-hitting machine.
2.52sExactly, he was a machine designed to hit blerns.
4.29sI mean, come on, wireless joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.
3.9sOh, and I suppose pitch-o-mat 5000 - was just a modified howitzer.
Yep.
6.16sYou know, you humans are so scared of a little robot competition you won't even let us on the field.
2.75sThere's all kinds of robots down there.
1.6sYeah. Doing crap work.
6.92sThey're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems but how many robot managers are there?
0.7sEleven?
1.28sZero!
1.59sAnd what a surprise.
2.8sLook who's scraping up the filth.
1.8sIs it a human child?
1.9sI wish.
1.57sWhoa! Dear Lord!