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1.8sThey're my friends.
2.2sHumans are no threat to us.
2.79sThey're stupid, putrid cowards.
1.95sDamn right!
4.09sThe fact is, humans are completely harmless.
1.63sWe're well aware of that.
1.07sYou are?
1.35sOf course.
3.9sBut they're useful to us as a scapegoat to distract the public from their real problems.
2.28sLike our crippling lug nut shortage.
2.5sAnd a corrupt government of incompetent robot elders.
2.32sDuh... that's for sure.
1.18sQuiet, jimmy.
2.75sWell, I'm glad we got all that out in the open.
1.82sWe'll just let ourselves out.
2.17sSilence! You all know too much.
5.15sElders, execute function control-shift-kill.
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