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13.08sfor the annihilation of the human species as well as some of the more cunning monkeys but after living on earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful.
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2.69sMy God, he's become evil.
2.2sI mean, eviller.
1.08sThank you. Thank you.
5.62sAnd if you enjoyed that diatribe then you'll want to purchase my spoken-word album.
1.7sjust $18.95.
3.47sAct now and you'll get this Bender action figurine.
2.55sBite my shiny metal ass.
1.1sGot to have it! Right here!
1.37sOver here!
3.14sLet the hunt begin!
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6.79sNow, your basic human is between three and 25 feet tall and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T-shirt.