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1.82sBender, do something!
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3.37sGot you, you murderous flesh-piles.
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9.03sYour honor, I intend to demonstrate beyond 0.5 percent of a doubt that these humans before us are guilty of the crime of being humans.
2.29sCome to think of it, I rest may case.
1.5sThank you, prosecutor.
2.34sI will now consider the evidence.
1.52s
0.98sHey, wait a minute.
1.47sIsn't anyone going to defend us?
4.49sYeah. I mean, he may not have a case but I'm genuinely not a human.
1.4sQuiet, human!
2.49s
0.75sUh-oh.
1.43sHe froze up again.
1.63sTry control-alt-delete.
1.13sjiggle the cord.
1.13sTurn him off and on.
1.37sClean the gunk out of the mouse.
1.77sCall technical support.
1.73sOkay, okay, he's back on-line.
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2.6sI find the defendants guilty.
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2.75sNo! Look, one eye.