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2.2sI mean, eviller.
1.08sThank you. Thank you.
5.62sAnd if you enjoyed that diatribe then you'll want to purchase my spoken-word album.
1.7sjust $18.95.
3.47sAct now and you'll get this Bender action figurine.
2.55sBite my shiny metal ass.
1.1sGot to have it! Right here!
1.37sOver here!
3.14sLet the hunt begin!
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6.79sNow, your basic human is between three and 25 feet tall and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T-shirt.
4sIs it true they bite your neck and suck your transmission fluid and then you become a human?
1.67sSure, why not.
1.53sAnything in the trap?
1.45sNothing.
3sToday's active humans prefer a low-calorie bait.
6.57sWell, that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row but I've got a good feeling about tomorrow.