1.65sClem johnson?!
3.65sThat sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old robot leagues.
2.15sNow, wireless joe jackson--
3sThere was a blern-hitting machine.
2.52sExactly, he was a machine designed to hit blerns.
4.29sI mean, come on, wireless joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.
3.9sOh, and I suppose pitch-o-mat 5000 - was just a modified howitzer.
Yep.