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1.83sLaugh and cry
4.67sHe's a family guy
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1.9sHey, fellows, you all set for some paintball?
1.67sYou bet!
2.77sI tell you, I know something about paint. I once met Jackson Pollock.
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1.97sHow do you know when you're done with a painting?
2.3sHow do you know when you're done making love?
3.27sOh, when you wash your penis in the sink and go to bed.
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1.5sGod, Joe! Finally!
1.77sIs your watch paralyzed, too?
1.7sGuys, I don't think I can make it today.
2.37sIt's looking like Bonnie might go into labor any minute.
2.04sSo I think I should stick close to home.
1.5sIt's your fault for knocking her up.
1.57sThat's why I always use a condom.
4.37s(LAUGHING) Sorry. I'm sorry.
1.9sI can't even say that with a straight face.
2.24sSorry, fellows, have a good time.
1.07sMan, I am so sick of this.
4.07sJoe is just gonna keep bailing on us until that baby comes out of Bonnie's butt.
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