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2.27sOh, honey, that's silly.
2.57sI'm gonna show you what a man you really are.
2.7sNow, let's go put your penis on.
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3.17sANNOUNCER ON TV: We now return to Are You Smarter than a Hispanic Maid?
1.2sOkay, Larry, now,
4.24show does a Hispanic maid address her employer if his name is John Sullivan?
3.07sIs it A, John? Or B, Mr. Sullivan?
2.03sUh, I'm gonna go with Mr. Sullivan.
3.07s(BUZZER SOUNDS) Oh, that was a trick question.
2.23sConsuela, what would you say?
2.03sMr. John. That's correct.
3.04sNow, bonus question, is Mr. John home?
3.47sNo, no, Mr. John no home.
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2.17sJoe? What the hell? Are you working here?
1.6sI have to, Quagmire.
2.47sThe baby's hospital bill drained all our savings,
2.07sso I've had no choice but to take this job.
1.83sI don't know what I'm gonna do.
3.34sExcuse me, I couldn't help overhearing you got yourself some money issues.