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1.6sWhat? What?
2.63sOh, sorry, I was watching this Paula Poundstone comedy special.
1.7sHere's your baby.
1.27sShe's beautiful.
1.5s(SNIFFLING) Isn't she, sweetheart?
2.1sShe sure is, Joe.
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2.47sIt's hard to believe she's already 18.
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2.24sAw, Susie's so cute!
1.57sI can't wait to have a baby someday.
2.64sOh, Meg, we've talked about this.
1.23sIn order to make a baby,
2.57sa man has to be aroused enough to ejaculate.
1.7sSorry, Dad, I forgot.
1.57sThat's all right, sweetie.
1.43sNow you run along and play in the mud.
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1.74sAttention, everyone, this is a twist tie.
1.9sIt comes with every loaf of bread.
2sWhen we are done selecting our piece of bread,
1.83swe use the tie to preserve...
1.77sOh, my God!
4.04s(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.83sWho is that angel?
1.27sThat's Susie Swanson.
1.8sYou don't say.
1.57sWhat, like, you think you have a shot with her?
3.67sAre you kidding? We'll go together better than Hannity and Colmes.