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3.64sthis lemonade stand was a really good idea. It's selling really well.
2.53sThat's because it has my secret ingredient in it.
1.63sVodka!
3s(SLURRING) You know what we should do? You know what we should do?
1.13sWe should just...
2.74sWe should just get on our bikes and just go.
3.4sJust go and start a business.
3.5s(SLURRING) You know, I never... I never told anyone this,
3.87sbut you're so good at cursive.
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5.74sI don't know, Peter, we've been out here all day and we haven't managed to interest a single woman in our massage parlor.
1.53sWait a minute, here comes somebody.
1.67sExcuse me, stressed-out lady.
3.07sMay I interest you in a full-release relaxation massage?
1.8sOh, yeah, just what I need,
4.64sto be rubbed down by a big fatty, an old black guy, a cripple and a pervert.