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3.17sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.8sAll the things that make us
1.83sLaugh and cry
4.67sHe's a family guy
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1.9sHey, fellows, you all set for some paintball?
1.67sYou bet!
2.77sI tell you, I know something about paint. I once met Jackson Pollock.
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1.97sHow do you know when you're done with a painting?
2.3sHow do you know when you're done making love?
3.27sOh, when you wash your penis in the sink and go to bed.
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1.5sGod, Joe! Finally!
1.77sIs your watch paralyzed, too?
1.7sGuys, I don't think I can make it today.
2.37sIt's looking like Bonnie might go into labor any minute.
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