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3.5s(SLURRING) You know, I never... I never told anyone this,
3.87sbut you're so good at cursive.
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5.74sI don't know, Peter, we've been out here all day and we haven't managed to interest a single woman in our massage parlor.
1.53sWait a minute, here comes somebody.
1.67sExcuse me, stressed-out lady.
3.07sMay I interest you in a full-release relaxation massage?
1.8sOh, yeah, just what I need,
4.64sto be rubbed down by a big fatty, an old black guy, a cripple and a pervert.
3.57sNow, we don't have any money and our feelings are hurt.
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1.97sSo that's pretty much it, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
3sJoe's getting desperate, and we haven't raised nearly enough.
2sIs there any way you could help us out?
1.57sOf course, I could.
1.83sBut it's funnier to me if I don't.
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3.17sIn about an hour, I'm gonna piss away 20 grand.