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2.24sAw, Susie's so cute!
1.57sI can't wait to have a baby someday.
2.64sOh, Meg, we've talked about this.
1.23sIn order to make a baby,
2.57sa man has to be aroused enough to ejaculate.
1.7sSorry, Dad, I forgot.
1.57sThat's all right, sweetie.
1.43sNow you run along and play in the mud.
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1.74sAttention, everyone, this is a twist tie.
1.9sIt comes with every loaf of bread.
2sWhen we are done selecting our piece of bread,
1.83swe use the tie to preserve...
1.77sOh, my God!
4.04s(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.83sWho is that angel?
1.27sThat's Susie Swanson.
1.8sYou don't say.
1.57sWhat, like, you think you have a shot with her?
3.67sAre you kidding? We'll go together better than Hannity and Colmes.
1.47sMy problem with liberals, Alan,
1.73sis that liberals hate America.
2.1sSean, I don't know if that's true.
1.3sYou just contradicted me!
1.2sYou hate America!
1.6sIf I could just get a word in...
2.8sYou hate America! You like the terrorists!
2.34sWell, I guess you're right again.
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