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4.77sYou remember when he bailed on us for that trip to the spa and we had to find another handicapped guy?
3.27sGod, Seamus. I've never seen you this naked.
3s(EXCLAIMS) It's good to let the old midsection breathe.
2.07sWhat... How the hell are you alive?
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1.47sHi, Peter, how are you?
2.03sNever mind that, Bonnie, I'm here to induce birth.
0.93sFollow me.
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2.14sNow, I'm gonna put the TV remote down by your feet,
1.7sand I'm gonna turn on Two and a Half Men.
1.73sIf your baby isn't totally brain-dead,
1.83sit'll come rushing out to change the channel.
3.54sAnd when he does, I'll grab his hand and yank him out of there.
2.27sPeter, I don't think... Shh. It's starting.
3.3sANNOUNCER: Two and a Half Men was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
1.4sBoy, this stinks.