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1.97sSo that's pretty much it, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
3sJoe's getting desperate, and we haven't raised nearly enough.
2sIs there any way you could help us out?
1.57sOf course, I could.
1.83sBut it's funnier to me if I don't.
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3.17sIn about an hour, I'm gonna piss away 20 grand.
1.17sWhat, are you gonna bet on the Knicks?
4.47s(LAUGHING) I'm sorry. I mean, how often... I mean...
1.97sOh, man, nobody thinks that's funny?
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2.67sOh, my God! She's so hot!
3.77sLook at that, she can fit that whole bottle in her mouth.
1.73sAll right, come on, Stewie, you can write a song.
1.43sHow hard can it be?
1.93sYou've got your G chord right here
2.53sIt's like a cozy house where you live
1.73sThat's where you start your journey
3.04sHere I am in my house, nice and cozy
3.64sThen you poke your head out of the door with a C chord
2.07sEverything looks okay out here
2.3sMaybe I'll take a walk outside
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