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2.6sMeet me at the park later and I'll show you what I'm talking about.
2.13sAnd you'll see you're being taken for a ride,
2.3slike a snail on the back of a turtle.
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1.7sSlow down! I want to get there,
1.8sbut I want to get there alive!
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1.59sOkay, Brian, I'm here.
2.27sShow me whatever it is you want to show me.
3.94sAll right, Lois. I'm going to prove that with the most minimal training and the right set of buzzwords,
1.54sanyone can appear to be psychic.
2.7sEven a complete boob like Peter. Watch this.
3.65sExcuse me, ma'am. I'm psychic, and I'm getting a strong feeling from you.
2.94sDo you have a watch or clock that no longer works?
3.24sWow. I used to have a watch that broke.
3.6sYou see, just by asking very general questions that would apply to most people,
3.07sa person can appear to have inside knowledge about you.
2.33sI'm also sensing that you have a dead relative.
1.97sMy husband died of cancer last year.
3.14sOh, my God! Awesome. Okay, I'm sensing some other bad stuff.
1.74sMy daughter was just in an accident.
1.23sSweet! High-five!
1.57s(GASPS) You're awful.
1.73sHey, you don't want to hear the truth, don't come to the park.
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