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1.93sThat's 100% accurate.
3.07sOh, yeah? Well, you're a Sagittarius and I was reading Capricorn.
2.7sAnd that last sentence was just a panel from Doonesbury.
1.67sI hate that strip.
3.19sThere ain't nothing funny about four pictures of the Capitol Building and all that writing.
1.8sWhat's your point, Brian? I'll tell you what, Lois.
2.6sMeet me at the park later and I'll show you what I'm talking about.
2.13sAnd you'll see you're being taken for a ride,
2.3slike a snail on the back of a turtle.
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1.7sSlow down! I want to get there,
1.8sbut I want to get there alive!
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1.59sOkay, Brian, I'm here.
2.27sShow me whatever it is you want to show me.
3.94sAll right, Lois. I'm going to prove that with the most minimal training and the right set of buzzwords,
1.54sanyone can appear to be psychic.
2.7sEven a complete boob like Peter. Watch this.
3.65sExcuse me, ma'am. I'm psychic, and I'm getting a strong feeling from you.
2.94sDo you have a watch or clock that no longer works?