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2.43sthe reality is you're just being totally naive.
2.04sBrian, of course you don't believe in psychics.
3.04sYour cynicism prevents you from ever being in a receptive state.
1.6sLook, I'll prove to you what I'm saying, all right?
1.37sLet me read you your horoscope.
2.42s"You have a very strong emotional nature.
6.24s"You are riding the crest of a wave of good energy today "and you ought to be able to get "your friends to see how things ought to be.
1.9s"You're on the ball and you know it."
2sThere you go. You just proved my point.
1.93sThat's 100% accurate.
3.07sOh, yeah? Well, you're a Sagittarius and I was reading Capricorn.
2.7sAnd that last sentence was just a panel from Doonesbury.
1.67sI hate that strip.
3.19sThere ain't nothing funny about four pictures of the Capitol Building and all that writing.
1.8sWhat's your point, Brian? I'll tell you what, Lois.
2.6sMeet me at the park later and I'll show you what I'm talking about.
2.13sAnd you'll see you're being taken for a ride,
2.3slike a snail on the back of a turtle.
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1.7sSlow down! I want to get there,
1.8sbut I want to get there alive!
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1.59sOkay, Brian, I'm here.
2.27sShow me whatever it is you want to show me.
3.94sAll right, Lois. I'm going to prove that with the most minimal training and the right set of buzzwords,