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2.92sYeah, sorry, Brian. My psychic warned me you were gonna bite somebody,
1.53sand I didn't want to see that happen.
2.6sOkay, that's it. This psychic nonsense has gone way too far.
1.53sWhat do you mean "nonsense"?
2.85sLois, there is no such thing as a person who is psychic.
3.3sAnd though it's tempting to want to believe in something that brings you comfort,
2.43sthe reality is you're just being totally naive.
2.04sBrian, of course you don't believe in psychics.
3.04sYour cynicism prevents you from ever being in a receptive state.
1.6sLook, I'll prove to you what I'm saying, all right?
1.37sLet me read you your horoscope.
2.42s"You have a very strong emotional nature.
6.24s"You are riding the crest of a wave of good energy today "and you ought to be able to get "your friends to see how things ought to be.
1.9s"You're on the ball and you know it."
2sThere you go. You just proved my point.
1.93sThat's 100% accurate.
3.07sOh, yeah? Well, you're a Sagittarius and I was reading Capricorn.
2.7sAnd that last sentence was just a panel from Doonesbury.
1.67sI hate that strip.
3.19sThere ain't nothing funny about four pictures of the Capitol Building and all that writing.
1.8sWhat's your point, Brian? I'll tell you what, Lois.
2.6sMeet me at the park later and I'll show you what I'm talking about.
2.13sAnd you'll see you're being taken for a ride,
2.3slike a snail on the back of a turtle.