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4.12sWith the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
3.29sBusting out a mile with style
10.28sI know you just can't wait to stare at all that luscious orange hair But, boy, before you touch a single curl You must impress that ultra-boomin', all-consumin'
6.39sPoorly groomin' Down's Syndrome girl
3.69sOn any normal day you reek As if you're on a farting streak
3.59sYour finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool
1.9sBut if you want a lady's love
12.21sYou're better off by smelling of A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool A squirt, a spurt Of somethin' just for Ellen And you'll see that she will find you so compellin'
4.2sAnd she does because the only smell that she'll be smellin'
2.92sWon't be coming from your bum
1.08s(FARTING)