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3.74sNo, you didn't. You made a vow that you were going to ask Ellen out, and you did.
1.47sThat took courage, my friend.
3.15sEspecially for a poor, timid sap like you. I'm proud of you.
1.28sThanks, Stewie.
2.27sI'm just sorry I never got to make out with her.
2.99sShe would have crushed your scrota into a diamond with her robot-strength hand.
2.47sCome on, let's get out of here.
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2.9sAll right, Peter, we know the victim is somewhere in this area.
1.64sWe don't have much time before the bomb...
2.37s(SHUSHING) Okay, Joe, when I'm tracking someone,
2.54sit often helps to touch something that belongs to the victim.
1.97s- Does he have a wife? - Yeah.
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3.5sYeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
3.14sUh-huh. It's still very fuzzy. Does he have a daughter?
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1.27sYeah, I see. Does he have maybe,
1.3slike a thinner, hotter daughter?
1.73sWell, yes, but she's only 12.
1.9sOkay, like a young 12,
2.9sor like a "She eats a lot of milk products "so she got her boobs early" 12?
1.1sWhich is a real thing, by the way.
1.4sPeter, we're running out of time!
1.48sAll right, all right, we'll try something else.
4.07sI will now use my psychic powers to seek help from beyond.
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