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3.5sThey're about to announce the winning numbers for the Intergalactic Lottery.
5.79sFEMALE VOICE: Today's winning numbers are 18, 24, 41 and 72.
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2.77sYes! You're damn right! Hell, yeah!
1.57sYou can suck it!
3.09sYou can suck it! You can suck it! You can all suck me!
1.28sLive long and suck it!
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3.92sWell, Ellen, I had a really interesting time with you tonight.
1.2sI guess I'll talk to you soon.
1.47sYou're not leaving yet.
3.34sI need somebody to make me an ice cream sundae.
1.4sSo, get in the house.
1.33sOkay, okay.
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3.3sUnless you're going to pull a sundae out of your belly button,
3.04sI'd get your ass in the fucking kitchen.
2.94sOh, boy. My dogs are mooing today.
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1.47sNo, no, no, no, no, no.
1.13sWhat's the matter?
2.64sDid I say, "Put chocolate sauce on there"?
2.74sDid you hear me say, "Put chocolate sauce on there"?