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2.24sand see if I could not learn what it had to teach,
4.44sand not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
2sWow, Stewie. That was beautiful.
1.92s- Did you write that?
- No.
1.5sBut can you tell me who did?
1.17sLog on now.
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2.1sAll right, let's tally up those responses.
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1.53sWow. You know who that is?
1.23sYou know who Thornton Melon...
1.17sFirst of all, it was Henry David Thoreau.
1.54sBut do you know who Thornton Melon is?
3.74sThat was Rodney Dangerfield's character in Back to School.
1.87sYou feel good about yourselves? Huh?
2.7sThis is why the other countries are beating us, you know!
5.9sSo you know, you got only yourself to blame next time you go to the vet and complain that that Indian doctor is too rough with your cat.
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3.29sPlease, you gotta help us. They've been lost for hours.
2.23sFor God's sakes, Stewie's only a baby.
2.34sA search party is being organized as we speak, ma'am.
1.13sBut I'm afraid, at the moment,
1.4sI'm the only one on duty.