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1.17sThat's better.
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2.37sYou going to be this rude all evening?
2.54sYou haven't asked me anything about myself.
1.23sOh! Um.
2.74sSorry. So, what do your parents do?
1.07sThat's better.
1.23sMy dad's an accountant,
2.97sand my mom is the former governor of Alaska.
1.12sOh, that's cool.
1.3sIt's real cool.
3.5sNow, get up, come over here and give me a shoulder massage.
1.68sOkay.
3.05sBoy, you're tougher than a doggy dominatrix.
2.24sDo it, do it. Come on, do it. Do it.
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4.14s(INAUDIBLE WHISTLING) Ah! Yes! Yes, you bitch.
1.17sAh!
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3sOh, my God, this is awful. There's got to be 200 people here.
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3.64sThank you. Thank you so much for coming. Thank... Hold on.
2.42sI'm sensing something psychic.