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1.55sOh, darn it.
2.23sHey, wait a second. Where are we?
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1.6sOh, no!
3.27sHey, Chris, do you know your bacne spells "Citibank" in Braille?
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2.27sGreat. You had to chase the butterfly.
2.37sYes, I had to chase the butterfly.
1.7sI came out here to observe nature.
1.73sWhat did you come out here for?
2.75sI came to the woods because I wished to live deliberately,
2.24sand see if I could not learn what it had to teach,
4.44sand not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
2sWow, Stewie. That was beautiful.
1.92s- Did you write that?
- No.
1.5sBut can you tell me who did?
1.17sLog on now.
1.9s(MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.1sAll right, let's tally up those responses.
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1.53sWow. You know who that is?
1.23sYou know who Thornton Melon...
1.17sFirst of all, it was Henry David Thoreau.
1.54sBut do you know who Thornton Melon is?
3.74sThat was Rodney Dangerfield's character in Back to School.