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3.84sBefore you get to see it there are things you must do
3.14sWe'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
3.67sOr a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow
4.12sWith the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
3.29sBusting out a mile with style
10.28sI know you just can't wait to stare at all that luscious orange hair But, boy, before you touch a single curl You must impress that ultra-boomin', all-consumin'
6.39sPoorly groomin' Down's Syndrome girl
3.69sOn any normal day you reek As if you're on a farting streak
3.59sYour finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool
1.9sBut if you want a lady's love
12.21sYou're better off by smelling of A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool A squirt, a spurt Of somethin' just for Ellen And you'll see that she will find you so compellin'