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2.1sand I will tell you your future.
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1.67sWhat is it, Peter?
3.77sYou will die in a plane crash and be reincarnated as a prophylactic.
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1.27sAll right!
1.15sNo, no, not all right!
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2.1sWell, I'm glad we're finally going out, Ellen.
2.33sI've really liked you for a long time.
2.47sHey, what the hell you think you're doing?
1.03sSitting down.
1.7sGet up and pull my chair out for me.
3.17sOh, goodness, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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1.17sThat's better.
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2.37sYou going to be this rude all evening?
2.54sYou haven't asked me anything about myself.
1.23sOh! Um.
2.74sSorry. So, what do your parents do?
1.07sThat's better.
1.23sMy dad's an accountant,
2.97sand my mom is the former governor of Alaska.
1.12sOh, that's cool.
1.3sIt's real cool.
3.5sNow, get up, come over here and give me a shoulder massage.
1.68sOkay.