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3.35sStill, a Parcheesi tournament.
6.74sThis is a top-secret military satellite launched by the air force in 1998.
7.62sAnd this is a top-secret FCC satellite launched that same year to censor indecent TV programs.
2.15sLike The Pimpsons and Ass-o-rama?
1.28sPrecisely.
4.77sHowever, the satellites collided shortly after launch and were never heard from again.
1.38sI found the board!
3.79sNow I've simulated that collision using shrapnel-vision.
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1.95sGranted, all that makes perfect sense.
2.54sBut why is this death sphere destroying planets?
2.29sThat makes the most sense of all.
2.67sLook at the planets it's destroyed so far.
3.19sFirst came X-3, the nude beach planet,
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2.35sthen, Poopiter,