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4.57sBut there is no Earth anymore. Everyone I know is dead!
1.27s(SOBBING)
1.09s
2.23sThis seems like a good place to take a dump.
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1.93sLeela? You're alive!
1.95sFry!
2.67sBut how did you find this planet?
1.47sWell?
3.59s(GROANING) We're actually on Earth.
2.17sThe ship's homing device brought us back.
2.63sBut I saw Earth explode!
2.27sI'm actually kind of proud of this one.
6.67sYou see, what you saw was merely a simulation I rigged up using the ship's holographic targeting projector.
3.34sThe alleged telescope was a toilet paper tube.
2.29sYou said there wasn't any toilet paper!
2.52sAnd that humanity was annihilated!
1.32sMy motives were pure.
2.27sI just wanted you to think we had to save humanity,
2sso you'd be willing to have sex.
1.78sPlease say you believe me.
2.25sYes, I believe you.
1.95s(ZAPP GRUNTING)
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