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1.55sWho's up for an orgy?
1.28sYeah! Yes!
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0.97s- Nah.
- Nah.
2.25sMaybe a Parcheesi tournament.
2.12sBelay that Parcheesi tournament.
2.44sI've identified the death sphere.
3.2sWe may yet have a faint hope of survival!
3.35sStill, a Parcheesi tournament.
6.74sThis is a top-secret military satellite launched by the air force in 1998.
7.62sAnd this is a top-secret FCC satellite launched that same year to censor indecent TV programs.
2.15sLike The Pimpsons and Ass-o-rama?
1.28sPrecisely.
4.77sHowever, the satellites collided shortly after launch and were never heard from again.
1.38sI found the board!
3.79sNow I've simulated that collision using shrapnel-vision.
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1.95sGranted, all that makes perfect sense.