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5.8s
3.97sYou could've moved this grub-infested log any time you wanted?
1.47sWell, sure.
3.64sBut then I wouldn't have been able to provide the loving care you wouldn't have needed.
3.24s
2.27sI'd leave you to rot in this paradise,
2.67sif only the ship weren't destroyed.
2.69sThe ship's fully functional, isn't it?
6.31s(GROANING) You see, after re-trapping you and before feigning unconsciousness,
2.04sI paused to enjoy a cigar.
2.9sThough mellow and satisfying, it did parch me a bit,
2.05sso I went in search of brandy.
3.72sThat's when my keen senses detected the still-invisible ship.
1.18s(EXCLAIMS)
1.57s
2.27sSo, we can go back to Earth?
4.57sBut there is no Earth anymore. Everyone I know is dead!
1.27s(SOBBING)
1.09s
2.23sThis seems like a good place to take a dump.