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2.9sThough mellow and satisfying, it did parch me a bit,
2.05sso I went in search of brandy.
3.72sThat's when my keen senses detected the still-invisible ship.
1.18s(EXCLAIMS)
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2.27sSo, we can go back to Earth?
4.57sBut there is no Earth anymore. Everyone I know is dead!
1.27s(SOBBING)
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2.23sThis seems like a good place to take a dump.
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1.93sLeela? You're alive!
1.95sFry!
2.67sBut how did you find this planet?
1.47sWell?
3.59s(GROANING) We're actually on Earth.
2.17sThe ship's homing device brought us back.
2.63sBut I saw Earth explode!
2.27sI'm actually kind of proud of this one.
6.67sYou see, what you saw was merely a simulation I rigged up using the ship's holographic targeting projector.
3.34sThe alleged telescope was a toilet paper tube.
2.29sYou said there wasn't any toilet paper!
2.52sAnd that humanity was annihilated!