3.34sThe alleged telescope was a toilet paper tube.
2.29sYou said there wasn't any toilet paper!
2.52sAnd that humanity was annihilated!
1.32sMy motives were pure.
2.27sI just wanted you to think we had to save humanity,
2sso you'd be willing to have sex.
1.78sPlease say you believe me.
2.25sYes, I believe you.