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2.37sYou've been doing an awful lot of urinating.
5.09s(GROANING) There's plenty of water. You see,
2.33safter I selflessly rescued the trail mix,
3.34sI braved the flames once more in search of fluids.
6.06s
2.07sThen why didn't you give me any?
5.71sI thought it might help you forget your intense hatred for me if you were a teensy bit delirious.
5.6sSo, you let me dehydrate while you washed down the trail mix with imported mineral water?
3.27s(GROANING) Not exactly.
1.63sYou see, besides the trail mix,
5.64sthe minibar also contained Doritos, beef jerky and a generous assortment of fine chocolates.
1.18s
1.83sI wanted to offer you the chocolates.
3.39sI truly did. But I was concerned about your waistline.
1.25sVery concerned.
2.3sIt's because I haven't been exercising.
3.14sIf only this tree hadn't fallen on me by chance.