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3.1sAnd yet, for Christmas, I got a wrapped scrambled egg.
3.24s(GASPS) Peter, that falcon looks pretty dangerous.
2.65sYeah, Peter, get rid of that thing right now and eat your dinner.
3.77sNo! I am a falconer and I will eat whatever Xerxes brings me.
1.74sFeed master.
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1.57sPeter, what the hell?
2.94s
3sFor Xerxes, every meal is a pageant.
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1.87s"I'll not meddle with it, Xerxes.
6.51s"A man cannot steal, but it accuseth him "A man cannot swear, but it checks him "A man cannot lie with his neighbor's..."
1.38sHey, Peter, what you got there?
2.53sJesus, Quagmire, I'm trying to do something fancy with my falcon.
2.2sOh, falcon. Cool. Hi, falcon.
1.5sWhoa! Whoa! Easy there, fella.
2.27sXerxes. His name is Xerxes.
2.1sUh, what does Xerxes eat? Rodents.
2.8sNow if you'll excuse me... (SCREAMS) What the hell?
1.67s- Peter, make him stop!
- (CHUCKLES)
1.97sHey, what do you got going on down there, Quagmire?
2.74sYou got a rodent situation? (EXCLAIMS) No!