2.34sHey, Joe, how often do you have sex with Bonnie?
2.97sWell, my HMO only pays for the equipment once a year.
1.5sWhy?
2.6sLois barely wants to do it no more. I'm going crazy here.
1.28sUgh, I hear you.
3.07sHey, Quagmire, do yourself a favor. Don't get married.
2.7s- I wasn't gonna.
- Good. Don't.
2.47sJoe, you telling me not to has no effect on me whatsoever.
3.04sI'm not gonna get married. Great. Don't.
2.43sI mean it, you guys, this no-sex thing doesn't work.
1.27sI need some kind of outlet.
2.07sYou know, Peter, I got just the thing for you.
3.12sThere's this new phone sex chick I been calling, and she is amazing.
2.5sGee, I don't know. Isn't that cheating on Lois?
3.9sNo, look, it's over the phone. It's like they say, "Phonin' ain't bonin'."