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1.5sPeter, I've had a long day at work,
2.77sand right now, sex is the last thing I want to think about.
2.6sWhat the hell, Lois? You never want to do it no more.
3.54sWhat if I told you I'm holding in a very big dump?
2.9sPeter, can't you just use Sock Lois tonight?
3.55sNo! Sock Lois doesn't feel authentic to me anymore.
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2.34sHey, Joe, how often do you have sex with Bonnie?
2.97sWell, my HMO only pays for the equipment once a year.
1.5sWhy?
2.6sLois barely wants to do it no more. I'm going crazy here.
1.28sUgh, I hear you.
3.07sHey, Quagmire, do yourself a favor. Don't get married.
2.7s- I wasn't gonna.
- Good. Don't.
2.53s- I wasn't.
- Perfect. Don't.
2.47sJoe, you telling me not to has no effect on me whatsoever.
3.04sI'm not gonna get married. Great. Don't.
2.43sI mean it, you guys, this no-sex thing doesn't work.
1.27sI need some kind of outlet.
2.07sYou know, Peter, I got just the thing for you.
3.12sThere's this new phone sex chick I been calling, and she is amazing.