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3.07sI was providing for our family. You were lying.
3.64sI'm starting to think that whole Chicago City business trip was just a bunch of baloney!
1.8sThat's not the point!
3.4sWell, if you think about it, I wasn't really cheating 'cause it was with you.
1.57sWell, you didn't know that!
1.87sYeah, but you know what?
2.17sIn some way, I think I did.
3.24sYou know, when I heard your voice on that phone, I felt something.
1.75sIt was like an instinct, you know?
3.7sBoth my heart and my wiener somehow knew you were my soul mate.
1.72sWell...
2.55sI suppose you did fall for me pretty hard.
3.74sDon't you see, Lois? I fell in love with you all over again.
3.1sAnd, look, now we just had the best sex in years because of it.
5.74sI know. It's like our privates were shaking hands after a successful business meeting in a swamp.
4.15sTo me it just proves that we're truly meant to be together.