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2.44sANNOUNCER: We now return to How I Met Your Father.
3.07sOh, Barney, I'm never going to meet the right girl and get married.
6.94sYou know, Ted, don't you think it's kind of strange for a guy in his 20s to always be talking about getting married, rather than getting laid?
4.4sBarney, I'm in love with you. Suit up!
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5.04s(BOTH MOANING) All right, come on, everyone. Go get dressed. It's ballet night.
4s(ALL GROANING) Lois, don't freaking put me through this again.
2.5sPeter, a little culture is good for this family.
2.17sBesides, you liked The Nutcracker, didn't you?
4.14sNo, Lois, I did not. The Nutcracker had zero physical comedy.
1.63sAnd with a name like The Nutcracker,
1.87sI thought, "Oh, this'll be worth a few yucks."
4.67sBut, no, Lois, that title wrote a check that those queers on stage refused to cash.
1.67sPeter, we're going.
2.97sWell, we're not the first people to be dragged off against our will.
0.44sAre we there yet?
0.97sNo!
1.37s- Are we there yet?
- No!
1.97sAre we there yet? Damn it, I swear to God,
2.27sI will turn this ship around!
1.4sThat works. Okay.