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2.44sANNOUNCER: We now return to How I Met Your Father.
3.07sOh, Barney, I'm never going to meet the right girl and get married.
6.94sYou know, Ted, don't you think it's kind of strange for a guy in his 20s to always be talking about getting married, rather than getting laid?
4.4sBarney, I'm in love with you. Suit up!
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5.04s(BOTH MOANING) All right, come on, everyone. Go get dressed. It's ballet night.
4s(ALL GROANING) Lois, don't freaking put me through this again.
2.5sPeter, a little culture is good for this family.
2.17sBesides, you liked The Nutcracker, didn't you?
4.14sNo, Lois, I did not. The Nutcracker had zero physical comedy.
1.63sAnd with a name like The Nutcracker,
1.87sI thought, "Oh, this'll be worth a few yucks."
4.67sBut, no, Lois, that title wrote a check that those queers on stage refused to cash.