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1.07sALL: Kill them!
1.7sI can't hear you!
1.64sALL: Kill them!
2sI can't hear you!
1.2sALL: Kill them!
1.9sI can't hear you!
1.57sALL: Kill them!
1sLet's just go.
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2.67sWelcome to the Quahog Maritime School, Chris.
4.2sOur curriculum consists of being on boats for long periods of time with men.
2.33sJust men. For many days at a time.
2sUp on the deck with lots of men,
1.97sor down in the galley with lots of men.
1.94sIs this some kind of pirate school?
3.57sWell, a certain kind of pirate. Yes, we've been called that.
3.44sI don't know. Is there some kind of pre-school program?
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1.1sYou know, I have to admit,
1.7sI've always been a little worried about Chris,
3.7sbut I guess I just convinced myself things would work out for him.
3.2sBut with no education, what kind of future can he possibly have?
1.5sWell, what are we supposed to do, Lois?
1.9sI mean, it's not like the high school will take him back.
4.04sAnd every other school we've tried just doesn't... Oh, crap!